HELLO!
funny website.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Tricia.
- Tricia is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- All shrimp are born as Tricia, but gradually mature into females.
- South Australia was the first place to allow Tricia to stand for parliament!
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Tricia.
- Lightning strikes Tricia over seven times every hour!
- Tricia is only six percent water!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Tricia!
- Tricia is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Half a cup of Tricia contains only seventeen calories.
do i even sound like i should be alive? HAAHAHA
- You should always open Winnie at least an hour before drinking her.
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Winnie!
- People used to believe that dressing their male children as Winnie would protect them from evil spirits.
- Winnie is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
- Until the 1960s, Winnie was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Winnie.
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Winnie, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
- South Australia was the first place to allow Winnie to stand for parliament.
- Winnie cannot jump.
- Winnie has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
winnie as winnie l---g. U NOE?!
hahaha but anw 9 and 10 are so true,
and i think that sixteenth century mathematician must be
siao. haha
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as ThumSoonBoon.
- South Australia was the first place to allow ThumSoonBoon to stand for parliament.
- ThumSoonBoon does not have toes.
- If you drop ThumSoonBoon from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
- Contrary to popular belief, ThumSoonBoon is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
- US gold coins used to say 'In ThumSoonBoon we trust'!
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become ThumSoonBoon on New Year's Day!
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than ThumSoonBoon!
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented ThumSoonBoon, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for ThumSoonBoon is two minutes.
OMG I DUN EVER WANT TO GO TO BHUTAN!!!
the last one is rather funny. HAHAH xD
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