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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tricia!

  1. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Tricia.
  2. Tricia is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  3. All shrimp are born as Tricia, but gradually mature into females.
  4. South Australia was the first place to allow Tricia to stand for parliament!
  5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Tricia.
  6. Lightning strikes Tricia over seven times every hour!
  7. Tricia is only six percent water!
  8. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Tricia!
  9. Tricia is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  10. Half a cup of Tricia contains only seventeen calories.
do i even sound like i should be alive? HAAHAHA



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Winnie!

  1. You should always open Winnie at least an hour before drinking her.
  2. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Winnie!
  3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Winnie would protect them from evil spirits.
  4. Winnie is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  5. Until the 1960s, Winnie was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
  6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Winnie.
  7. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Winnie, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
  8. South Australia was the first place to allow Winnie to stand for parliament.
  9. Winnie cannot jump.
  10. Winnie has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!

winnie as winnie l---g. U NOE?!
hahaha but anw 9 and 10 are so true,
and i think that sixteenth century mathematician must be siao. haha


Ten Top Trivia Tips about ThumSoonBoon!

  1. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as ThumSoonBoon.
  2. South Australia was the first place to allow ThumSoonBoon to stand for parliament.
  3. ThumSoonBoon does not have toes.
  4. If you drop ThumSoonBoon from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  5. Contrary to popular belief, ThumSoonBoon is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  6. US gold coins used to say 'In ThumSoonBoon we trust'!
  7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become ThumSoonBoon on New Year's Day!
  8. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than ThumSoonBoon!
  9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented ThumSoonBoon, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  10. The average duration of sexual intercourse for ThumSoonBoon is two minutes.
OMG I DUN EVER WANT TO GO TO BHUTAN!!!
the last one is rather funny. HAHAH xD

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